You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
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My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
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We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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