Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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