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do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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