I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
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Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
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i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Well I just put wine in my tea
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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