Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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