I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
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I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
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I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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