no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
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Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
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I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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