He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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