Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
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No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
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I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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