I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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