i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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