I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
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i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
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When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
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