Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
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You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
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I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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