i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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