Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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