yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
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