I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
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Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
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jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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