Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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