erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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