i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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