yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Randomize
