I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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