and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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