If i could tip my vagina, i would.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
I have so many feelings about this burrito
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
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