Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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