I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
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Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
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I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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