Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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