I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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