told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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