i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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