It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Tip for today: never try to fart and swallow at the same time. You'll end up choking on whatever you are currently swallowing and shit yourself from the freakout of choking.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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