Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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