I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
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First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
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Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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