she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
You may now shotgun with the bride
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I am naked and annoyed.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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