You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
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What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
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I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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