You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Apparently you make a good broom.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
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