All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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