Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
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They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
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I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
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