She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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