It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
These People Had Regrettable One Night Stands
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
This Girl Makes Latte Art That’s Too Cute to Drink
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.