Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(480): View more from Arizona

Lets date for the summer

(815): View more from Illinois

what?

(480): View more from Arizona

Dont love me in September.

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(714): View more from California

I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.

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(330): View more from Ohio

this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?

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(440): View more from Ohio

my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.

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(513): View more from Ohio

wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?

(1-513): View more from Ohio

how could i say no?

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(314): View more from Missouri

He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.

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(626): View more from California

This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side

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(949): View more from California

You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.

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(856): View more from New Jersey

I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs

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