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• (205): View more from Alabama

  I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after

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• (631): View more from New York

  the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.

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  These Are 19 of the Most Horrible Strangers People Had to Sit Next to

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.

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• (925): View more from California

  I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.

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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays

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  21 Reasons You’ll Be Forever Alone

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.

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• (434): View more from Virginia

  This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.

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• (949): View more from California

  It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  You were supposed to behave this weekend.

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  But... naked.

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• (225): View more from Louisiana

  A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.

  (225): View more from Louisiana

  2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD

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  THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???

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