He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.