so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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