so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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