if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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