Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
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Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
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Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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