he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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