just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
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I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
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Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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