It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
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Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
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Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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