Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
40s are totally the cure
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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