i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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