Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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