i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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