Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
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I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
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and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
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