I'm so fucking centered right now
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
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WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
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Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
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