Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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