i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
Randomize
