Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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